Charles Schultz

This thing might not be dead yet.

Lucy van Pelt: [holding football] Oh, Charlie Brown! Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown: She must think I’m the stupidest person alive.
Lucy van Pelt: I’ll hold the ball and you run up and kick it.
Charlie Brown: Hold it? Ha! You’ll just pull it away and I’ll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Lucy van Pelt: I wouldn’t do that. It’s Thanksgiving.
Charlie Brown: What does Thanksgiving have to do with anything?
Lucy van Pelt: One of our most cherished traditions is the Thanksgiving football game.
Charlie Brown: Gee, I guess if it is a tradition, it would be an honor. She wouldn’t pull it away if it is a tradition. This time I’m gonna kick that ball clear to the moon!

– “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving”